Pairing: Ivan x Yao | Genre: School, Romance, Humour | Rating: R-15

Synopsis: For his final year oral presentation topic 'Most Memorable Date', Ivan gives an elaborate account of a rendezvous with Yao, supplying more details than anyone really ought to know.

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Last-minute entry for School-themed Rochu contest! I wrote this at some unearthly hour, with my brain half-asleep and only had 6 hours left to the deadline.

The misunderstanding concerning 'date' is an old gag XD While desperately fishing around for ideas for a one-shot, I remembered an old story in Archie comics where Betty made a speech about her date with Archie for a history assignment XD Of course, her 'date' was more innocent.

This story is meant to be sexy, yet romantic (sorta?). Ivan-style romance that is, staking claim on Yao in front of everyone XD My initial mind draft was Ivan giving a speech that was embarrassingly horny for Yao. Then I remembered that Rochu isn't all about lust. It's also about romantic, enduring love, hence the cheesy proposal bit at the end. XD

There is no outright smut, because I want to keep this age-friendly (as age-friendly as possible anyways). Sorry if you were looking forward to it. Go blame Arthur and Vash! XD Besides, logically speaking, a pornographic speech wouldn't have been allowed in any decent school.

Regarding their speech tone, Ivan adopted a more formal tone in his speech and left out all the 'da's because for a school presentation, speaking formally is expected. As for gentlemanly Arthur's crudeness even when he isn't drunk, well, when you're completely pissed off, it's hard to stay civil.

Despite the rushed circumstances, I enjoyed writing this. It's so much easier writing smutty stuff from Ivan's point of view XD.

I've received a couple of requests for Ivan's uncensored written report. I'll consider writing it if there's more enthusiasm.

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